So what are the best panto jokes so far this year? Prepare to groan!
Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without jokes so awful that they are actually brilliant – and our pantos have started serving them up already.
It’s early days, but right at the top of the tree is Tucker in the big Eastbourne panto this year who got me, as we finished our interview, when he told me of his tragic festive knitwear mishap. I felt quite sorry for him as he lamented: “I have been having awful problems with my new jumper. It's absolutely full of static!... I am going to have to take it back and ask for a new one... free of charge!”
I asked Ben Watson, Buttons at Hastings’ White Rock Theatre, for his favourite. He was back at me with “Why aren’t there any painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots ate ‘em all!” (Say it quickly, say it out loud).
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